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November 09, 2006

Great criminal excuses

This is straight from the police report --

Woman arrested on misdemeanor prostitution charges states to the officer:

"I am not a whore! I just give blowjobs for donations."

Posted by Darleen at November 9, 2006 06:13 PM

Comments

Police reports make interesting reading. Used to work in LAPD R & I as a half-asleep nigh-shift clerk.

Some of that stuff would wake me up....

Posted by: Carl W. Goss at November 9, 2006 07:39 PM

That excuse could be used by some of the highly partisan bloggers as well.

"I am not a whore! I just give blowjobs for donations."

Posted by: Digger at November 9, 2006 07:44 PM

Similar with a Muslim whore who would not do a lips to lips kissing to a customer because the latter might have drunk some liquors. Forbidden in Islam.

But without hesitation she would readily give the customer the head.

According to their religion again, part of the Muslim wife submission to the husband...

Duh?

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