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January 17, 2008

Nothing like the occassion of a wedding ...

... especially Jenna Bush's to generate some hearty, loving congrats and best wishes

...can't wait for the sex tape! i bet she's a pig in the sack, squealing loud enough to wake the neighbors...

...I see ugly offspring in the future...

...Of course they're going to hate each other after 5 months, but they'll be forced to stay married forever, just like George and Laura...

... As soon as they get the wedding out of the way they can go, hand in hand, to sign up with the Marines. Time to go fight the "good" war in Iraq. Sad that they will be celebrating and living high off the hog while others their age are dying needlessly in the war her father chose to start. ...

...I think a tropical honeymoon would be perfect.I'll be happy to donate two one-way tickets to Gitmo ...

...I hear Henry is already cheating on her with many young men ...

...The "Green Zone" in Iraq would make a great honeymoon. If you can't enlist Jenna then you should visit Iraq. I hear the body stench and carnage is wonderful in May. ...

...lets see if we can get the dumb little bitch a military uniform. ...

...Only repugs care about anything the war criminal Bush family does. The Hague has a cell just waiting for him...

...we're all scared shitless that they're going to breed. ...

...Jenna will be stepford wife version 2 modeled after version 1, Laura bush ...

...she's a bush and has never condemed the actions of her father. If she had any soul or sense of honor, she would have done this long ago. So in a sense, she is a war collaborator by not saying anything ...

...After years of antics that would make Paris Hilton blush, the drunken slut gets to reclaim her maidenhood and marry the GOP prince. How quaint....

...They look like brother and sister. Who's surprised? ...

...Hopefully she will change her name. I'd hate to have that mark of satan on my for the rest of my life...

...Is there a Cabbage Patch in Washington where they grow all republicans? They're all pasty,squishy & bland. ...

...I am looking forward to his impending scandal. I wonder if it will involve an underage boy or foot tapping in the Union Station men's room. ...

...As long as she doesn't wear white I am happy she is getting married. Maybe a better color for her would be wine red, or Jim Beam black. ...


Ah yes, the tolerant, respectful of women and gays, true supporters of the American military, Progressives!

Rock ON!

Posted by Darleen at January 17, 2008 10:13 PM

Comments

Here we see the fallacy of composition.

Posted by: Josh at January 18, 2008 07:39 AM

WTF? Did you think of that all by yourself, Josh? Must be the last game of the season.

Posted by: Chris at January 20, 2008 04:29 AM

Nutpicking is a technique long and justly derided.

Read it a few times, Chris, until the idea sinks in.

http://www.metafilter.com/53877/Nutpicking-a-rhetorical-scourge-finds-a-name

Posted by: Josh at January 22, 2008 07:03 AM

If you would have called it what it was, then I would have followed your criticism. As it was, you opted for clever.

Posted by: Chris at January 23, 2008 06:51 AM