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June 10, 2006

Paradise blows

and other pithy observations from the still-dead Zarkman hizself. Holmes, DRINK WARNING!

Now, back in the madrassa when we studied the afterlife, I always wondered what would be the last thing to go through my head. I'm pretty sure now it was one of Mahmoud's anklebones. And if you're wondering if it was painless? Imagine a full-frontal 800 degree root canal while listening to a Neil Young record. But hey, I figure no big whoop, just the admission price to heaven's eternal ho sammich.

Posted by Darleen at June 10, 2006 11:22 AM


- As of this morning Zarqawi is reported to still be dead, and doing fine with his 72 year old virgin... developing....

Posted by: Big Bang Hunter at June 11, 2006 09:30 AM