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January 12, 2006

All Condi needs is a good hard f**king

but she's too old to really enjoy it. At least, that's what the leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky is saying This is NOT parody

Condoleezza Rice's anti-Russian stance based on sexual problems.

The US Secretary of State released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. [...]

Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.

"Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: "Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!

"This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. [...]

This is really scary. Ms. Rice's personal complexes affect the entire field of international politics. This is an irritating factor for everyone, especially for the East and the Islamic world. When they look at her, they go mad.

"Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age.

JAYsus, Mary and Joseph, and here I thought such misogynist thinking was basically moslem in nature!

(h/t Jill at Feministe)

Posted by Darleen at January 12, 2006 05:40 PM

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JAYsus, Mary and Joseph, and here I thought such misogynist thinking was basically moslem in nature!

You sound like Gloria Steinem. ;)

Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2006 06:41 PM

OH NO HE DIDN'T go there!

So does this mean they only have sex in Russia when they are married, and those who aren't married are all either totally celibate or make a point of advertising their sexual activity to the rest of the world?

Interesting.

Sounds like Vlad needs to lay off the vodka a bit so his drunken fantasies can be kept to himself.

Posted by: Beth at January 12, 2006 09:50 PM

Better yet, let's take Vlad-baby and drop him at 4th BN at Parris Island (the women's recruit training Battalion).

I have a feeling they'd vastly enjoy playing with him. I wonder how long he'd last?

Posted by: Cassandra at January 13, 2006 03:24 AM

Zhirinovsky's always been this way. I remember an interview from the 90s that concluded with him repeatedly and boorishly hitting on the female interviewer.

Posted by: Neil the Ethical Werewolf at January 16, 2006 09:41 AM

He's just jealous that she rebuffed his advances. Vlad the impaler indeed!

Posted by: Digger at January 17, 2006 03:46 PM