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August 29, 2005

'And then they are all mine'

Damn. Holy fucking damn.

A righteous fisking of an academic twit can be found at Jeff Goldstein's.

[professor writes:]The children of red states will seek a higher education, and that education will very often happen in blue states or blue islands in red states. For the foreseeable future, loyal dittoheads will continue to drop off their children at the dorms. After a teary-eyed hug, Mom and Dad will drive their SUV off toward the nearest gas station, leaving their beloved progeny behind.

And then they are all mine.

Translation: “They WILL BE assimilated! That is, if I can get them to think of me as something more important than a childless English lecturer."

Gawd. Brings tears to the eyes. Read the whole thing.

Posted by Darleen at August 29, 2005 01:08 PM

Comments

Sounds like some evil character in Lord of the Rings hehe.

Posted by: Digger at August 29, 2005 05:14 PM

The laugh's on them. i survived seven years at Cal Berkeley. Ha ha!

Posted by: annika at September 6, 2005 08:30 PM