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July 01, 2005
Friday morning conversation
Him: why are you putting that on?
Me: because I'm wearing my white slacks today
Him: and?
Me: oh, come on! I hate panty lines.
Him: I like panty lines! Don't women know men like panty lines?
Me:
Him: It's fun.
Me:
Him: Well, we get to know what a woman is wearing and imagine what it would be like trace those lines.
Posted by Darleen at July 1, 2005 07:41 AM
Comments
What a shame! Your hubby has released the proverbial cat from the bag.
Yes my lady, there are some men who are fascinated by "lines". Not all will imagine what it would be like to "trace" them but many are enchanted by the suggestion of what lies beneath.
For many years this has been a secret but now you and all your readers will know. I suppose this means they will begin wearing those horrible thick garments that hide everything.
Alas, there goes the country.
Posted by: pete at July 1, 2005 10:45 AM
Nope. Both your husband and Pete are crazy. Panty lines are just plain ugly. Do what you have to do to avoid them.
Also: brassiere straps belong under your shirt, not peeking out from beneath it.
Posted by: Jeff Harrell at July 1, 2005 04:40 PM
Darleen...If you ever, ever, ever admit to wearing white slacks with anything that shows a panty line, the XML feed of this here blog won't be ever-again read by yours truly ;-)
Posted by: Kelly at July 2, 2005 10:32 AM
Pantylines are very erotic of course. Can anyone say they look great totally naked. Look at youself in front of a mirror naked some time. Only Victoria Smurfit look good totally naked I bet. Think of all the money spent on sexy lingerie to prove my point.. A thong is almost naked. I always say if a girl wants a man (and every woman should) just show your panty lines and look out for a stampede of men with desire and hopefully commitment prone. It's all based upon what you are taught. Panty line is ok. I used to be embarrassed because kids saw my white t-shirt under my dress shirt untell someone told me that it's ok.
p.s. showing nipples will mean a marriage proposal within 24 hours guaranteed.
p.s.s. i am 100% conservative but i know that the Creator blessed us with women. They are the stronger sex.
Posted by: old man at July 3, 2005 02:10 AM