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May 24, 2005

... or are you just happy to see me?

Who needs to make stuff up when there's this?

The “suspicious package” that caused Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway to be shut for more than an hour Monday was not an explosive pipe bomb — but rather wrapped-up plastic foot-long penis.

“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”

You gotta wonder what kind of kid gives his/her dad a foot long dildo for Father's Day.

Posted by Darleen at May 24, 2005 10:16 PM

Comments

Woah. "Spinal Tap" flashback.

Posted by: Jeff Harrell at May 24, 2005 10:45 PM