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October 19, 2004

Jacques Kerry

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Slate's Chris Suellentrop asks:

ORLANDO—Let's see: Your opponent is characterizing you as an effete internationalist willing to "turn America's national security decisions over to international bodies or leaders of other countries." In particular, he suggests, in all seriousness, that you want to call up Jacques Chirac for permission before deploying the military. At the Republican National Convention, you were portrayed as a beret-wearing poodle named "Fifi Kerry." How should you defend yourself against these slanders?

By speaking French on the stump, of course.


Posted by Darleen at October 19, 2004 06:24 AM

Comments

Kerry fleshes out my homespun axiom of sorts.

"It's amazing what an education can do for a fool!"

Look how far it's taken him.

Posted by: song_and_dance_man at October 19, 2004 11:11 AM

Kerry on you wayward son
We'll be French when you are done.
Lay your botoxed head to rest.
Don't be orange no more!

You ain't in Kansas no more.

Posted by: song_and_dance_man at October 19, 2004 11:13 AM

Song & Dance

ROFLMAO! I love the lyrics and now the tune will be looping through my head this afternoon.

[applause]

Posted by: Darleen at October 19, 2004 12:16 PM