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September 05, 2004

Kerry Campaign selects new Manager

AP reports

In light of the recent polls to be released by both Time Magazine and Newsweek, Campaign Manager Mary Cahill has tendered her resignation, report officials from the Kerry campaign.

"I have always believed in this man and his goals," Ms. Cahill was quoted this afternoon at campaign headquarters. "I'm only sorry I was not able to live up to the expectations of the campaign. I am willing to take a secondary seat to the new manager and help in trying to bring to the American people the true John Kerry."

It is reported that the new manager will shift the campaign's central focus off Kerry's Vietnam experience, where he served with distinction and honor thirty-five years ago, garnering five medals including the Silver Star and will try and connect with the large demographic of first time voters. This new strategy is evident in the Kerry selection of Sean John Combs of New York as his new Campaign manager.

Read on.

JoKe for Prez

Reached for comment, Mr. Combs was enthusiastic at the chance to join the Kerry Campaign, "Been in the game twelve years it ain't easy, I don't think they ready for this one. Bring it to cats like Bush to Osama. Bodyguards, topguns, two extra lamas."

In anticipation of the new image makeover, Kerry has taped an appearance on MTV, reminiscent of President Clinton's appearance in 1992. In fact, a member of the audience posed the same question to Mr. Kerry about whether he wore boxers or briefs. Seemily reluctant to let his Vietnam experience be forgotten, Kerry answered:

"Neither. I prefer to go commando."

Posted by Darleen at September 5, 2004 06:18 PM

Comments

[Dark, malevolent laughter]

Love it :-)

[Hugs]

(Dolly, your preview ain't workin' right. Jus' sayin' :-)

Posted by: Iron Fist at September 5, 2004 07:43 PM